Thursday, June 28, 2012

We can only say some moments are extremely unfortunate!!! Here you go!

Even after having hectic work on week days I had to go through a training in weekend as well! :/ Of course you know how would it gonna be!!!Theory classes are always boring even in college or after college life! Especially in the afternoon after a heavy lunch it is so called' Sleeping Time'! :D

Imagine when you dont have breakfast because of no time and have to attend theory classes for whole day! :/ That saturday was not better than the same for me!
After a long time sat for a theory where I really started cursing who found all these things and was keep on waiting for a break as a school kid waits for interval... :D
I was thirsty as well as hungry and then the office staff appeared in front of me like a god... :) Of course with a tray which contains tea cups and biscuits in a plate!!!
Do I need to explain any more to express the happiness which was flowing like an ocean in my mind?? :P

Grabbing a cup of tea and 2 biscuits made me feel like I won oscar award !!!:D I took a deep breath and suddenly the instructor started explaining something even without giving a pause for having my so 'beloved tea'!!! :/
With half mind I started noting the points down and was thinking to have my tea as soon as I finish writting down my notes.Soon after I finished my notes,i was in hurry to grab that cup of tea having the pen in my hand,which i was using to write down the notes.
Next moment all what I could see is the cap of pen was inside the cup! :/ I have no idea how really it did happen,but all I could feel is dissappointment... :(

It was so called 'long awaited and beloved tea' which I never could have even after having it in front of me! :D

I am sure many of you might have faced something similar to this once in your life, may be something you most awaited which you lost at last moment even having it next to you!!! :D

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

We can only say some moments are extremely unfortunate!!! Here you go!

Even after having hectic work on week days I had to go through a training in weekend as well! :/ Of course you know how would it gonna be!!!Theory classes are always boring even in college or after college life! Especially in the afternoon after a heavy lunch it is so called' Sleeping Time'! :D

Imagine when you dont have breakfast because of no time and have to attend theory classes for whole day! :/ That saturday was not better than the same for me!
After a long time sat for a theory where I really started cursing who found all these things and was keep on waiting for a break as a school kid waits for interval... :D
I was thirsty as well as hungry and then the office staff appeared in front of me like a god... :) Of course with a tray which contains tea cups and biscuits in a plate!!!
Do I need to explain any more to express the happiness which was flowing like an ocean in my mind?? :P

Grabbing a cup of tea and 2 biscuits made me feel like I won oscar award !!!:D I took a deep breath and suddenly the instructor started explaining something even without giving a pause for having my so 'beloved tea'!!! :/
With half mind I started noting the points down and was thinking to have my tea as soon as I finish writting down my notes.Soon after I finished my notes,i was in hurry to grab that cup of tea having the pen in my hand,which i was using to write down the notes.
Next moment all what I could see is the cap of pen was inside the cup! :/ I have no idea how really it did happen,but all I could feel is dissappointment... :(

It was so called 'long awaited and beloved tea' which I never could have even after having it in front of me! :D

I am sure many of you might have faced something similar to this once in your life, may be something you most awaited which you lost at last moment even having it next to you!!! :D

                    So is a moment which is extremele unfortunate!!! :/

Tuesday, June 26, 2012


THE BATTLE IS JOINED
old pretends :(
Now was riot raised, the ravens wheeled,
The eagle, eager for carrion, there was a cry on earth.
Then loosed they from their hands the file-hard lance,
The sharp-ground spears to fly.
Bows were busied - buckler met point
Bitter was the battle-rush, warriors fell
On either hand, the young men lay!
Wounded was Wulfmur, a war bed he chose,
Even Brithnoth's kinsman, he with swords
Was straight cut down, his sister's son.
Then to the Vikings was requital given.
I heard that Edward did slay one
Straightly with his sword, nor stinted3 the blow,
That at his feet fell - the fey warrior.
For this his thane did to him give thanks,
Even to his chamberlain - when he had a space.

THE ESSEX MEN STAND FAST
So stood firm the stout-hearted
Warriors in the war - they did keenly strive
Who with his point first should be able
From fey men to win life.
Warriors with weapons: wrack fell on earth.
They stood steadfast; Brithnoth stirred them,
Bade each of his men intend to the strife
That would from the Danes win glory.

A VIKING ATTACKS BRITHNOTH
Went one stern in battle - his weapon upheaved,
His shield for safety - and 'gainst the chief strode -
As resolute against him the earl did go,
Each to the other did evil intend.
Sent then the seafarer a southern dart,
And wounded was the warriors' chieftain.
But he shoved with his shield - so that the shaft burst,
And the spear broke, and it sprang away.
Wroth was the chieftain, he pierced with his spear
That proud Viking who gave him that wound.
Yet prudent was the chieftain; he aimed his shaft to go
Through the man's neck - his hand guided it
So that he reached his sudden enemy's life.
Then he a second swiftly sent
That the breastplate burst - in the heart was he wounded
Through the ring-harness - and at his heart stood
The poisoned point; the earl was the blither:-
Laughed then that high-heart - made thanks to God
For his day's work - that his Saviour granted him.

A SECOND VIKING WOUNDS BRITHNOTH
Loosed then one of the foemen a dart from his hands,
To fly from his finders - that it rushed forth
Through the noble thane of Aethelred.
Close to his side stood a youth not yet grown
Wulfstan's child - even Wulfmeer the younger.
He plucked from his chieftain that bloody spear
Then loosed the hard spear 'gainst that other to go;
In ran the point - so that he on earth lay
Who ere had sorely wounded his chief.
Went an armed Viking against the earl
Who wished the earl's jewels to plunder,
His armour and rings - and well-adorned sword.
Then Brithnoth drew his sword from sheath
Broad and brown edged - and at his breast-plate smote.
Too soon hindered him one of the seamen,
So that the earl's arm he did injure.
Fell then to earth the fallow-hilted sword,
Nor could he hold the hard brand
Or wield his weapon.

BRITHNOTH'S DYING WORDS
Yet then this word did speak
The old warrior; cheered on his men
Ordered to go forward - his good brethren.
No longer could he firmly on his feet stand.
He looked up to heaven........
"I thank Thee, Lord of all peoples
For all those joys that I on earth have known.
Now, my Maker mild - I have most need
That thou to my ghost should grant good.
That my soul to Thee may journey,
Into thy kingdom - O lord of the Angels,
May pass with peace - I do desire of Thee
That the hell-fiends may not hurt it."
Then hewed at him those heathen men
And at both those men that stood him beside,
Aelfnoth and Wulfmeer - both fell;
Then beside their liege - their lives they yielded.


3 ‘stinted’ = restrained, held back


BRITHNOTH DECIDES TO FIGHT
Then he ordered each of his warriors his horse to loose
Far off to send it and forth to go,
To be mindful of his hands and of his high heart.
Then did Offa's Kinsman first know
That the earl would not brook cowardice,
Loosed he from his hands his darling to fly,
His Hawk to the wood, and to the battle strode.
From that one could tell that the chieftain would never
Weaken in the warfare - when he his weapons seized.
And after him Edric chose his chief to follow,
His friend in the fight - then 'gan he forth to bear
The spear to the strife - high spirit had he,
So long as he with his hands to hold was able
His buckler and broadsword; his boast he fulfilled
That he by his friend's side should fight.

BRITHNOTH PREPARES HIS ARRAY
Then did Brithnoth begin his men to bestow -
He rode up and counselled them - his soldiers he taught
How they should stand, and their standing to keep,
And bade them their round shields rightly to hold
Fast to their forearms, that they flinch not at all.
And when he had his folk fairly bestowed
He lighted there with his people, where he would liefest be
Where he knew his own troops were most to be trusted.

THE VIKINGS PARLEY
Then stood forth on the strand and sternly spake
The messenger of the Vikings, delivered his tidings;
He boastfully spoke, for the seafarers
Their sentence to the earl, where he stood on the shore.
"They sent me to thee, those bold seamen,
And bade me to say that thou must send swiftly
Ring-money for pledges. For you were it better
That you buy off this spear-rush with your tax,
Than that we should have so hard a battle.
What need we to vex us, if you will agree?
We will for this gold a sure compact make
If thou wilt agree to it - thou that art strongest.
If that thou be willing thy people to redeem,
To yield to the seamen at their own choice
Tribute for a truce, and so take peace of us,
Then will we with the tax to ship betake us
To sail on the sea - and hold truce with you.
Brithnoth made answer - his buckler he grasped,
Brandished his slender spear - and spoke.
"Hearest thou, sea-robber, what this people say?
For tribute they're ready to give you their spears,
The edge poison-bitter, and the ancient sword.
War-gear that will bring you no profit in the fight.
Thou messenger of the seamen, back with thy message.
Tell to thy people, these far more hateful tidings,
There stands here a good earl in the midst of his men,
Who will this country ever defend,
The kingdom of Aethelred, mine overlord,
The folk and the ground - but they shall fall,
The foemen in the fight; too shameful methinks
That ye with our tribute, to ship should be gone
Without a blow struck - now that ye have thus far
Made your incoming into our land.
Nor shall ye so softly carry off our riches.
Sooner shall point and edge reconcile us,
Grim warplay indeed - before we give tribute."
Bade he then to bear the shields, the warriors to go,
So that they on the river's bank all stood.

THE TIDE DELAYS THE FIGHTING
Nor could for the water, the army come at the other,
For there came flowing, flood after ebb;
Locked were the ocean-streams, and too long it seemed
Until they together might carry their spears.
There by Panta's stream in array they bestood,
Essex men's rank, and the men from the ships,
Nor might any one of them injure the other
Except where from arrow's flight one had his death.
The flood went out - the pirates stood ready.
Full many of the Vikings, eager for battle.

BRITHNOTH SETS A GUARD OVER THE FORD
Then bade the men's saviour, one to hold the bridge,
A warrior war-hardened, that was Wulfstan hight1,
Courageous mid his kin - he was Ceola's son,
Who the first foeman with his spear did fell
That bravest stepped forth upon the bridge.
There stood with Wulfstan warriors goodly
Aelfere and Maccus, high hearted both,
That never at the ford would turn them to flight,
But they steadfastly 'gainst their foes made defence,
While their weapons to wield they were able.

THE VIKINGS ARE BAULKED
When they saw that, and keenly espied
That bitter bridge-guardians there they met
Then began they to feign - those loathed guests -
And begged that they might some foothold get,
To fare over the ford - the foemen to lead.

BRITHNOTH ALLOWS THE VIKINGS TO CROSS
Then did the earl, in his overweening heart
Lend land too much to that loathed people.
Then 'gan he call out - across the cold water
Brighthelm's son, and all the band listened.
"Now room is meted you, come swiftly to us,
Warriors to war. Only God knows
Who at the end shall possess this fight's field".
Then went the war wolves - for water they recked not.
The troop of the pirates, west over Panta.
Over the shining water they carried their shields
Seamen to the shore, their bucklers they shouldered.
There against the raiders ready stood
Brithnoth with his band, and with the bucklers bade
Form the shield wall, and make firm the ranks
Fast against the foes. Then was fighting nigh,
Fame in the fight - now was the hour come
When that the feymen2 must fall.
 In Oklahoma,
 Bonnie and Josie,
 Dressed in calico,
 Danced around a stump.
 They cried,
 "Ohoyaho,
 Ohoo"...
 Celebrating the marriage
 Of flesh and air